This just in: Oilers win two fewer games than the Ducks
You think Kevin Lowe isn’t smiling right now?
There will be company on the golf course soon…
Now granted that it is supposed to snow in Alberta this weekend
Dear Calgary
Ha! Love, Wanye Gretz
Should the Oilers sign Joni Pitkanen?
Here we sit outside the 2008 Stanley Cup Playoffs as though we’re an underage drinker who has been thrown out of a bar.
Grebeshkov signs one-year deal
If only the Oil had worked as hard in January as their GM does in April.
Gilbert signs a six-year deal with the Oilers
Whoa, nice rookie season kid.
Wanye Gretz’s Playoff Analysis™ – Round One: Montreal vs Boston
(click image to enlarge) First thing’s first. If the Habs go deep in these here ‘08 Stanley Cup playoffs, we’re all going to get our collective ass kicked by each and every Habs fan in each and every playoff pool.
Eastern Conference Predictions
Ah the Eastern Conference Stanley Cup Playoffs of 2008. Years from now historians will be discussing “The sentinel moment in human evolution, when the Washington Capitals took a 1–0 series lead over the Philadelphia Flyers.”
Wanye Gretz’s Playoff Analysis™ Round One: SJ vs CGY
We predicted San Jose would win in six games and got chirped by something called a “flame-on-oil.”
O glorious day
“We just didn’t find a way to do it.” —Markus Naslund
One more for pride, fellas
What do you do when you can’t have any more fun? That’s right—you ruin it for everyone.
At a loss for words…
We’re sure that in the days, weeks and months to come we’ll find silver linings to discuss.