A Prayer to Hockey Jebus
Dear Hockey Jebus, with your original hockey mullet high up in hockey heaven
Chris Pronger signs on as Pfizer spokesman
Anaheim Ducks Captain Chris Pronger’s on-again-off-again relationship with the Pfizer Corporation has taken another turn today
Tell us how the patient is doing, Dr Wanye
(Dr Wanye exits the hospital room and closes the door behind him. He faces the assembled crowd of concerned Oilers fans, who look to him with fear and apprehension.)
Heroes will be made tonight
Fact: The Oil are three points out with four games to play.
Yes we can
Press play and turn it up before you read the post.
Sometimes the biggest threat comes in the smallest package
The Oil have been getting about as much respect as a tribute band of a tribute band of the band Air Supply lately.
Five fun facts from Monday’s sh*tkicking of the Wild
Minnesota did not know what hit them during the first three minutes of the first period.
To you, Gods of Hockey, we pray
O Gods of Hockey, we salute you.
Pumping seven into the Avs’ net makes goaltending irrelevant
Those of you who know how we roll at the Nation know that we ghost ride the whip anytime anything good happens round these parts.
Never has 1pm on a Saturday mattered more to us
(click to enlarge) What are you usually doing at 1pm on a Saturday?
A history lesson from Professor Wanye
Anyone here remember February 16, 2008?
Eight is enough
Anyone remember the show called “Eight is Enough?” Neither do we.